Last Weekend

So, last weekend was quite amusing.

Started off with a short visit to the local pub. Had a few with my Dad then went back up to his place. Had a few more there and then played some darts. After gaining some particular warez and making sure Treebeard was safely in my pocket, I left and made my way down to the school.

There I met Jordan, who had an interesting piece of paraphernalia with him. So we sat down and made good use of it. We chilled down there for a little while before packing up. Futter was on his way.

He picked us up from the car park and then we went to Stream. Here I purchased myself a large portion of SSP. (That's Sweet & Sour Pork for you insolent fools who don't abbreviate food items)

Some how I was convinced on purchasing this meal by Jordan. When we got back to Jayson's we consumed it heartily.

Things were blurred from there on, I'm not sure of the order of the events that came after but It's good enough. We chilled out down stairs for ages and I almost fell asleep on the bed. Futter tried to scare me a lot, I was like :O but he was like 8D.

Greg drove us to Mc Donalds where AJ and I bought food and frozen cokes. Jordan stole AJs Coke like he stole my SSP. Then we went back to Jaysons.

Hamish and I went to Stream. I bought a coke, It was delicious. then I went home and slept. Good dreams were had.

The next day I didn't get up to much until the evening when I was picked up by Greg and Jonny. We went back to Gregs house and didn't get up to much. Started a game of circle of death but then we decided to mission it down to the store.

Ethan drove.

Well, tried.

After a jumpy start we were heading down the road. I thought we were going to crash into an oncoming vehicle, burst into flames and our skin would instantly vaporize. This did not happen to my pleasure.

Once we had made it to the New World car park Ethan just stopped across 3 parks and he said he'd park it properly while we were inside. We exited the car and I knew that he was going to stall. Sure enough the sound of a stall reached my ears and we laughed. While we were inside we took guesses on how long it would take him to park. I bought 2 blocks of chocolate and then we left.

We when walked around the corner to the car park we found the car in the exact same position. Much laughter was shared and we hopped in. Determined to make him stall again, we started taunting him. Sure enough when he tried to take off he stalled again, and again, and again. It wouldn't have helped that we were yelling and laughing at him to make him nervous.

It also wouldn't have helped that he was trying to take off in 3rd gear.

But he eventually took off with a screech of the tires and we made it back to Gregs.

Circle of death went pretty well, I substituted my beer for food. So I was only eating chocolate. Jonny was slowly getting drunker. This was good. Eventually Jonny got the last pour card and had to drink 3 full glasses. 2 were just beer. The last was the vessel which had wine, beer and bourbon and cola in it. He took it down, but I think this is where he can't remember anything.

Futter drove Brody, Jonny and I to Hamishs Girlfriends party. Upon entry I was in a trance with the black lights on the roof causing everything to glow. There were an abundunce of women but I was on the herb. All I wanted was a sandwich. I greeted some nigs. Taking the urine. They did not see through my bullshit and thought I was a straight gee.

I made my way through to the kitchen with Hamish. Many dance offers were received. Many declined invites were given. I was connected with the black lights and their glory. Techno Tetris was resonating from the kitchen and I decided to dance to that one song. I tried to get Futter too also but he would not. I sat down most of the time, watching Jonny attempting to sit on the couch and failing. Midori shots came out of no where and I happily took them.

Futter took Brody home as he had work.

May I also add that Jonny was wearing bare feet the whole time.

Only then did he realise he had no shoes and want to look for them. Futter tried convincing him he left them at Jamies but he was sure he had left them in the car. So they left to look for his shoes. But to me it looked as if they had ditched me there. My heart sank. I was scared. So far from home. My bed.

Then they came back in and I was happy once again. I did some more sitting and watching the pretty colours move around in the lounge for a while got offered some BBQ'd goods but denied them and then we left.

Got back to Jamies, decided it was a stupid decision to deny the BBQ'd goods and that we were retarded and left. But we couldn't go back now.

A good nights sleep on the couch and then in the morning back to my house for some much needed internet time.